TALES OF GRACEFUL AGING from the Planet Denial
Broadway, 2007

Essays from Nicole about aging... don't worry, it's not a serious look at aging. Nicole believes there's enough reality around and doesn't want to add to it. In it she ponders the question: "If 60 is the new 40, when do I get to be 30?"

Available at Women and Children First and Amazon.


THE ABC OF VICE: An Insatiable Women's Guide
Bibliopola, 2003

Alphabetized By Nicole Hollander and Regina Barreca.

Available at Women and Children First and Amazon.


MY CAT'S NOT FAT, HE'S JUST BIG-BONED
Hysteria/Source Books, 1998

Nicole's collection of cat cartoons including a very tiny section of dogs is available at Women and Children First and Amazon.


FEMALE PROBLEMS: AN UNHELPFUL GUIDE
Avon Books, 1995

A hilarious book covering topics women deal with from guys to fashion, to the pressures to be the perfect hostess!

Available at Women and Children First.


EVERYTHING HERE IS MINE: AN UNHELPFUL GUIDE TO CAT BEHAVIOR Avon Books,1992

No dedicated cat owner would deny that their pet is extraordinary—but what about extraterrestrial? Exposing the true origin of the feline species and its plan to rule the world, Everything Here Is Mine is a mix of witty observations, unhelpful advice and illustrations.

Available at Amazon.


 

TALES FROM PLANET SYLVIA
St. Martin's Press, 1990

YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU, SO EAT IT NOW!
Vintage Books, 1989

NEVER TAKE YOUR CAT TO A SALAD BAR
Vintage Books, 1987

THE WHOLE ENCHILADA
St. Martin's Press, 1986

NEVER TELL YOUR MOTHER THIS DREAM
St. Martin's Press, 1985

OKAY! THINNER THIGHS FOR EVERYONE
St. Martin's Press, 1984

HI, THIS IS SYLVIA...
St. Martin's Press, 1983

SYLVIA ON SUNDAYS
St. Martin's Press, 1983

MY WEIGHT IS ALWAYS PERFECT FOR MY HEIGHT, WHICH VARIES
St. Martin's Press, 1982

MERCY... IT'S THE REVOLUTION
St. Martin's Press, 1982

THAT WOMAN MUST BE ON DRUGS
St. Martin's Press, 1981

MA, CAN I BE A FEMINIST AND STILL LIKE MEN? LYRICS FROM LIFE
St. Martin's Press, 1980

With Allia Zobel:

101 REASONS WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

WOMEN WHO LOVE CATS TOO MUCH

CATS MAKE GREAT KIDS

101 MORE REASONS WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THE RAT RACE I LEARNED FROM MY CAT